Kingston & Surbiton Pub Review 2018

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Again no real excuse – after the end of Friday Night Football the boards were free and awaiting action – however, after some procrastination rather amazingly two guys turned up and decided to play and even erased some of our ancient scores.  Darts is definitely not a summer game, especially if the peloton has been on the road in the morning. (KS) Doubles or singles: D,K1,K2,M - no play yet again

Welcome to the start of the new Premiership season and Friday Night Football – I’m not that keen as it interferes with the more important Friday Night Darts.  Actually there was no excuse as the darts could have kicked off quite happily at 10pm when the football changed to the Willy’s favourite of Friday Night Golf.  No excuses – we couldn’t be bothered and preferred a chat over some excellent beer. (KS) Doubles or singles: D,K1,K2,B,M - no play

Ten minutes with Like and Clive is often good value; half an hour is really stretching it.  On a very warm evening Fran made a rare appearance on the oche but failed to trouble the scorer (my fault really) but it was all square after a few games of singles.  I think darts is really a winter game. (KS) Singles and doubles: K1-4, D-4, K2-4

The world cup bunting was down and the dartboard free; unfortunately due to the recent heatwave and some upcoming cycling events the players did not have the energy to play.  After a very dubious beer from Whitstable we settled down for a chat with some pints of Grandstand. (KS) Doubles or singles: D,K1,K2,M - no play

The heatwave is affecting the darts – after a quick singles match we accepted a challenge of a doubles match but, after second thoughts, we decided to retire and allow the ‘opposition’ to play singles.  The morning ‘three hills’ cycle may have made some contribution to the lack of energy and enthusiasm. (KS) Singles: K1-1, D-1

Still suffering from England’s rather meek exit from the world cup, a toughish ride out to Leith Hill, K2’s infected thumb and an excellent Djokovich/Nadal Wimbledon semi on the box there was very little chance of the darts commencing.  No problems -on a very warm summer evening the Pride tasted particularly good; due to antibiotics intake K2 took the doctor’s advice on drinking – he had 3.5 pints rather than the customary 4! (KS) Singles or doubles: No play

An excellent evening in the Waggon after a morning Polesden cycle, looking forward to Saturday’s world cup clash with Sweden.  Rather surprisingly after some punters went home a short darts cameo kicked off at 11.20 and Dave recovered from his previous poor performance in the Waggon with a convincing win.  Excellent Sambrooks beer on offer. (KS) Singles: D-3, K1-DNF, K2-DNS

A really boiling evening and so most punters outside.  After a long chat and beer appreciation the darts got underway at 10.45.  Some reasonable play and an exciting evening with K2 taking the decider with a 3-darter and D11. (KS) Singles: K2-5, K1-4

For the 3^rd week running the 3-man morning peloton reconvened for evening refreshment and this week found the energy for a game of arrows.  Excellent warm summer evening and some good beer to go with it. (KS) Singles: B-8, K1-6, ?

The Friday peloton plus K2 reconvened in the Willy for evening refreshment and a game of arrows again forgetting that world cups/Euros means that the dartboard is covered in flags rendering dartplay impossible.  Never mind, the earlier world cup match was a classic (Spain 3 Portugal 3), the weather was very pleasant and the beer tasted good. (KS) Doubles: Flags stopped play 

For the 3-man Friday peloton it’s cups of tea at Box Hill in the morning and reconvene for pints of excellent TEA in the Waggon in the evening.  A very pleasant summer evening with a reasonable number of punters in the pub and absolutely no enthusiasm for playing darts. (KS) Singles: K1,D and M could not be bothered 

A nice warm evening to bring in the start of summer and a slight increase in the number of punters venturing out.  After a couple of beers al fresco the darts commenced and Dave won the match 3-0, 3-0 but generously agreed to play a 3^rd set and let me clock up a few late finishes – I lost count of the number of ‘1s’ that I hit but there was certainly quite a few fish.  The beer was particularly tasty. (KS) Singles: D-8, K1-3

As usual you have to go away to get a decent turnout for the Friday Night Drinking – in this case our first night in Ribeauville.  Unfortunately one team member was down with the thr’pennies but a turnout of eight is still commendable.  Following an excellent meal and drink at the L’Ami Fritz restaurant those punters with some energy transferred to the local PMU where we could have played babyfoot, pool or pinball but frankly we could not be bothered.  An excellent evening with a more restrained attitude to booze than some notorious earlier trips! (KS)

A quiet evening to discuss the upcoming cycle tour of the Vosges.  A few games to interfere with the chat and K2 coming out on top – the pub was virtually punter-free. (KS) Singles: K2-4, K1-3, D-1

Some early discussion of Vosges cycle routes using an old-fashioned paper map; then a reasonable darts match with Dave showing finishing expertise and winning five on the trot.  The beer was so good that I can remember that Dave won but have no idea of the scores – they were still up on the following Wednesday but I forgot them again! (KS) Singles: D- , K2- , K1- 

We keep saying that Friday evening is for beer and darts and Saturday afternoon is for football....but nobody’s listening.  After a rather unpleasant damp ride to Fulham it was great to recover and rehydrate in the Wych with a starting time of 10.30.  Friday night is not an appropriate time for football!! (KS) Football: Fulham 2 Sunderland 1, Darts Singles: K1-0, K2-0

A quick hat-trick of birthday curries following a year’s curry drought (or famine); this one celebrated my imminent passage to OAPdom and Dave’s 35^th wedding anniversary.  I thought that my ruby was especially tasty.  Some noisy (according to Fran!) darts in the Willy and naturally no finishes for the birthday boy, who relied on the generosity of others to notch up a few wins.  Why did we go a whole year without a curry?! (KS) Doubles: D-5, K1-4, K2-4, M-4, B-3

The Berry was the call to allow all Fulham, Aston Villa and Wolves fans to watch Cardiff be defeated; there was no disappointment and two Cardiff missed penalties in injury time added to the enjoyment.  It would have been nice to have had a couple of games of arrers to celebrate the life of the Crafty Cockney who checked out at 60 this week; unfortunately, since the pool tables were removed, darts is very popular with the locals and a game is unlikely.  No worries – the Berry is a good pub and the Greene King beer was excellent. (KS) No Darts:  Football: Cardiff 0 Wolves 1

After the wettest Good Friday on record it was good to join the few punters who could be bothered to go out.  The darts ended (good!) when some other punters wished to play and an early bed was the call. (KS) Singles: B-3, K1-2

Just like London buses birthday curries come along in pairs.  Another excellent curry for Dave’s birthday followed by a session in the Wych Elm where darts are compulsory as Pete rolls out the oche whether you want it or not.  Not great quality darts but at least everyone finished a game. (KS) Doubles: K1-3, K2-3, D-2, M-2

The match always seemed to heading for a ‘beast’ finish (6,6,6) but in the end Dave raised his game and took yet another win.  Much more lively in the Waggon and some really excellent Tribute – when the Tribute ran out the replacement Doom Bar was very bland. (KS) Singles: D-7, K1-6, K2-4

K2’s curry dragged out some old Friday night regulars with guests appearing from Surrey, Kent and Sussex.  An excellent curry was followed by a trip to the Willy where John demonstrated yet again that practice counts for nothing at all – he even had two really good attempts (140) at a 180 that would have been ridiculous.  A really good evening that shows that curries should be more frequent than once per year. (KS) Singles: B-6, JR-5, K1-3, D-2

Braving the ‘Beast from the East’ plus snow and ice I was fully expecting a two-man shoot-out in an empty pub; big mistake as the Wych was full and buzzing – probably punters whose home heating was not coping and they needed to warm up and self-anaesthesise.  No problem – an excellent evening with Holly and Malcolm and a slight thaw detected on the way home. (KS) Singles: K1-0, K2-0

After a night off last week the team got in one last session before players set off for various warm weather training blocks.  Some very wild darts were thrown but yet again Dave came out on top. (KS) Singles: D-8, B-7, K1-5

Great to get back to the Wych after many months’ absence – On Thursday evening I ‘booked’ the dartboard and Pete, rather than rolling out the red carpet, rolled out the oche upon our arrival.  Nice and warm, good beer and a mixture of some good darts and some truly awful play – Dave’s double fish, my finish of 23 (17, D8!) and Brian’s attempted finish of 35 (3, D16!) – darting and mathematical ability both sadly lacking. An excellent evening. (KS) Singles: B-9, D-5, K1-2)

Great to see Courage Best on the menu – Now concentrate folks!  Best is now brewed by Marstons in the Charles Wells Eagle Brewery in Bedford.  Not sure it was really Courage Best but it tasted OK and did not produce a hangover.  The darts started late but was generally of a higher standard and Dave, probably with the assistance of beer, forgot his worries and came out the evening’s deserved winner. (KS) Singles: D-5, B-3, K1-3

I hope Malcolm has not been put off darts by his many near misses and a failure to finish a game – we have all been there and Dave is a specialist.  The normal fare in the Willy with a promising increase in the number of punters and the standard excellent selection of beers....and the golf was on! (KS) Singles: K1-7, D-5, K2-4, M-0 approximately

Back to the Waggon for another year of top darts, starting off with a 4-person singles challenge with a chalker and talker in reverse order.  K2 was seriously hampered by a day of removals but otherwise a reasonable standard.  Dave kept the locals awake with some loud celebration following special 1-dart finishes such as D2 or D3 or any double for that matter.  Excellent TEA and, when I looked out of the window, unusually it wasn’t raining!! (KS) Singles: B-8, K1-7, D-5, K2-2

Happy New Year and a big welcome to any new readers (however unlikely).

One has to love the Willy when it’s buzzing – a proper pub with an excellent selection of beer and a whole range of activities available; two simultaneous FA Cup matches on the big screen followed by the traditional televised golf, some decent loud music, a choice of pool, two dartboards and some kind of disco upstairs.  The recent discussion about the benefit of beer to darts is nonsense – of course beer assists; everyone knows that.  Once I started on the Xmas Maximus there was no looking back and the evening was concluded with a 3-dart 101 (17, T18, D15) – however, the strong beer has caused some memory problems – beers and scores! (KS) Singles: K1-7, K2-6, D-5 approximately